McDonald's

When the place isn't backed up with the drive-thru, very professional staff and very fast food thats always hot.

Consider that star above an illusion. This place doesn't deserve it. This place isn't just bad in every way you can imagine; it's bad in ways no one has even thought of yet. Stay away from here if you value your blood pressure. I don't even know where to begin. Turning in from southbound Harlem is a nightmare anytime after 7 AM. You have options on where to park. You can park in front on the west and get blocked in by the drive through. You can park in the south where trucks need to go through. Or you can park on the east which is tight and narrow. Then you still have to find a way out and leaving to go south is nearly impossible and quite dangerous in the daytime. There's a lot more fun waiting inside, though. You can stand and watch the timer on your order count up to over 500 seconds on the screen while you're wondering where your order is. You can go to the register only to told to go to the pickup counter even though the order is sitting right in front of you. You can

The breakfast crew is the star assembly for this particular franchise and they are the best to get from 5AM to about 7AM. Tough location though, gets crowded quickly, tends to attract some real lo-brows and other cavefolk. This amplifies when the bars close, and the service crawls overnight. Go early or pray for good timing.