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Joe Schmoe is the owner of a popular hamburger restaurant located in Cypress, California. As the owner of an American fast food restaurant, he takes great care to ensure that customers receive the best possible service and food. From fresh, high quality ingredients to speedy order delivery, Joe Schmoe strives to serve the best burgers around.
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Fries were absolutely terrible. Think In-n-out fries, but 5 times as soggy, and lukewarm. Their orange float was fine, which is why this review is not 1 star. Their garlic ranch is the best of the three they offer…but I won’t be coming back
The main attraction are the hot dogs ????????, from the menu, or how you like them. All beef dogs available. Other items available such as hamburgers, pastrami sandwiches, beef dips, frozen custard, beer/wine. Very good onion rings and crinkle fries. A little pricy, but have child's menu. Order at counter and food brought to you. Many TV screens. Indoor and enclosed patio dining. Small irritation -- the self serve ice machine seems to be out-of-order a lot. Big irritation -- the regular fries are horrid, so bad, in fact, that this rating has been reduced to four stars.
Good counter and table service place with the only frozen custard I've found since Rita's in Anaheim and Redondo Beach closed down. Brick-walled dining room almost looks like a NYC place I used to frequent.
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Business Hours
| Sunday: | 10:30 AM - 8:00 PM |
| Monday: | 10:30 AM - 9:00 PM |
| Tuesday: | 10:30 AM - 9:00 PM |
| Wednesday: | 10:30 AM - 9:00 PM |
| Thursday: | Closed |
| Friday: | 10:30 AM - 9:00 PM |
| Saturday: | 10:30 AM - 9:00 PM |
